Witch and Were Ebook
Magic. Mayhem. Midlife Crisis?
Turning fifty is bad enough—waking up as a white wolf? That’s just rude.
Patience has spent her life dodging her sex-obsessed, free-spirited mother, managing her barely-there magic, and building a successful skincare business. And thanks to witchy genetics, she still looks (and mostly feels) twenty-five. But on the morning of her big 5-0, she finds herself covered in fur with a tail she definitely didn’t ask for.
Witches don’t shift. So why the hell is she staring at a wolf in the mirror?
Before she can figure it out, a silver fox—literally—comes sniffing around. And when he shifts into a ridiculously hot, salt-and-pepper, Gerard Butler lookalike, things get even weirder. Mick insists she needs his help and drags her on a cross-country trip to a nowhere town in West Virginia to uncover the truth about her magical… malfunction.
Patience doesn’t have time for a midlife identity crisis—especially one with fur and fangs. But with her magic misfiring, her business on the line, and a sexy Shifter who swears they’re fated, she might have to embrace the madness—or risk losing everything.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "What do you get when you mix a low level witch, a 50th birthday, a really bad hair day and a sexually adventurous and way too sharing mother???? Another delve into the hilarious mind of Eliza Gayle!"
What readers are saying
"Absolutely, without doubt loved this. From the sex crazed mother, to the sexy silver fox, to the humorous sassy Patience! Wonderfully written and enjoyable from start to finish!" ~ Tashia, Goodreads
"Awesome book. Loved the Witch and Were twist. Want more of Patience and her experiencing the changes along with a mate." ~ Starla, Goodreads
"This is a hilarious addition to an extremely entertaining series. It has all the romance, hot sex, action, and quirky situations and characters that a truly great book needs." ~ Pam, Goodreads
"This is a fun book with a witch turning 50 and waking up to being a wolf. And when her moms sexy handyman turns out to be her mate, all kinds of sexy things happens. This was a cute short story with some panty melting sex scenes and road trip to get to know each other." ~ Denise, Goodreads
Read A Sample
"Norman, what the hell is wrong with you?" My stupid cat stood next to my head hissing and growling at me as I tried to sleep. "I refuse to open my eyes and wake up no matter what you do. So you might as well give it up and go find something else to do."
Today of all days I wished for nothing more than the opportunity to stay in bed and hide from the world. Why you ask? It's simple really. Today is my birthday. Another milestone year for the record books I guess.
The big 5-0.
I had a dream I would wake up this morning and no longer look twenty-five. Of course it was silly, that's what dreams are. Witches don't age the same as humans, so there was little chance I would wake up looking any different than I did the day before.
Norman hissed in my ear again.
"Oh. My. Freaking. Goddess. What is your problem?" I opened my eyes to my white cat's bared fangs only inches from my face. "You act as if you've never seen me before. And I'm warning you now, if you bite my face, I will murder you in your sleep."
A total lie, of course, but hopefully he didn't know that.
I turned on my back and lifted my arm to stretch and froze, limb in mid air.
What the hell?
